“Open it the fuck back up!” the muscular Matt Honeycutt commands, mic gripped in his left fist, mustache prickling with indignation. He is balefully slash lovingly surveying the crowd and finding it a ...

From Texas clear to Georgia, from the Gulf Coast on up to the Canadian border, a mass of dangerous heat has started spreading like an atmospheric plague. In the days and perhaps even weeks ahead, a ...

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Hollywood Jason Momoa didn’t just host Black Sabbath’s Back to the Beginning concert — he unleashed utter chaos in the best possible way. While metal giants Pantera tore through a blistering medley of ...

On June 11, the UK’s Food Standards Agency (FSA) issued an alert declaring several candies manufactured by The Hershey Company “unsafe to eat.” Four products from the flagship Jolly Rancher brand—Hard ...

Police are warning rock fans at this weekend's Download festival about the potential for accidental calls while in the mosh pit. Leicestershire Police issued an alert ahead of the event at Donington ...

Metal music fans heading to the mosh pits of Download festival this weekend are being urged to put their wearable technology into airplane mode to avoid making accidental 999 calls. Over a routine ...

Editor’s Note: This article is purely satirical and fictitious. All attributions in this article are not genuine, and this story should be read in the context of pure entertainment only. In what can ...

The Eaton and Palisades fires destroyed virtually everything in their path. Along with homes and businesses, the infrastructure was severely damaged as well, leaving many searching for a way to get ...

ENORMOUS CONCERNS ABOUT THE SAFETY OF BALTIMORE CITY DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC WORKS EMPLOYEES ARE AGAIN OUTLINED IN A MARYLAND OCCUPATIONAL SAFETY AND HEALTH INSPECTION REPORT. IT FOCUSES ON THE AUGUST ...